Amy Brings The Winehouse Down

Winehouse in the papers again after her humiliating show at the St Lucia Jazz festival. Playing with the likes of Chaka Khan, Winehouse stumbled across stage, forgot her lines, sang out of tune and was taking repeated breaks. Halfway through she was reportedly booed off stage but officials say it was due to technical problems with a sudden burst of rain. At one point she was heard muttering "I'm bored" and lighting up a cigarette. I think we all are ...

Danni's X Is Back

Danni Minogue is back to doing the X Factor after it was almost certain that she was not coming back after arguments with the show's producers. However, Simon has given her the green light and she has signed a contract to appear in the sixth series of the hit show.

Taking That Again

Robbie Williams is planning a £10 million comeback tour similar to that of Michael Jackson. The star is setting up a string of dates at the O2 Arena and will eb his first UK appearance in four years. He is hoping that he will blow Jackson and Take That right out of the water with his tour coinciding, he hopes, with a new album to be recorded with Mark Ronson.

Big No-More

Davina McCall has sparked rumours that Big Brother is near it's end. The show which will have its 10th outing soon is to face the axe as McCall believes it's audiences are bored. What else is everyone going to be talking about suring the Summer?

Jacko Says Beat It

Michael Jackson in the papers again as his PR 'angel' has sued him for £29 million as he has broken deals they had on certain payments. Raymone Bain has looked after Jackson throughout the entire child abuse prosecution. 'Angel' then? Really?

Bye Bye Ben

Ben Adams and Chantelle have split up. They've been dating for a month and it's 'just not going anywhere' the Big Brother star stated. Much like her life then.

Richard & Judy Are Not Chatting

Well ... at least on their chat show! The couple have quit to go to pastures new. or where people will actually watch them. The couple are apparently vowing not to work again but do seperate projects. Basically Richard wants to dump the dead weight.

Jesus Can't Preach

Jesus Luz, Madonna's new boyfriend is having a bit of a problem, she can't understand a word he's saying. The pop star is shelling out £800 a week to get a tutor to teach her the lingo! It was definitely a relationship based on personality then.

The Pistol Gang & The Preacher

A weird 'collage' of songs from my band when we played live in March. Not exactly a great showcase but quite funny. I look a bit of a pissed up twat so for that reason alone it's worth watching. No blood this time - for those who know. There's more stuff on Youtube if you fancy it.

Harry Not-Her & The Half-Girl Prince

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has been spotted dining out with Lady J, a famous New York drag queen. The two are apparently quite close friends and Daniel is obsessed with 'drag culture'. Is that really a surprise?

Lily Slaggin'

Pop star Lily Allen has once again started mouthing off about other celebrities. The gobby young un' has said 'The Beckham's are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG" and even attacks the nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole calling her a "bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside" and called Ashley "revolting". Stupid? Superficial? Ugly? Kettle? Black?

Shia LeRough

Hollywood actor Shia LeBeouf has apparently declared his mother the sexiest mum alive and would marry her if they weren't related. Quoted in Playboy as saying: "If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with her now, if she weren't my mother." Talking about his past might also be a 'touchy' subject "The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would be naked." Transform! Transform!

Diaz and Confused

Cameron Diaz has split with her Essex boy Paul Sculfor. Apparently the long distance relationship just won't work and the pair have decided to go their seperate ways. No chance of seeing her at Glasto now.

Aisleyne's TV Team

Aisleyne is looking suspiciously close to getting a TV deal after the release of her book today entitled: Aisleyne - Surviving Guns, Gangs and Glamour, but thinks it might all have to be toned down because of how racy the book is!

Maggie's May Wedding

Rod Stewart? No? Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have got married after spending over 7 years together and havign a child together. The lucky couple got wed in Italy in front of family and friends.

Scold-Field

Philip Schofield has given a statement in reply to Kerry Katona's suggeston that he was 'rude'. You can read it here at the OFFICIAL Philip Schofield page. Which you're a member of already right?

http://www.officialphillipschofield.com/2009/05/05/this-morning-kerry-katona/

Denise Displease

Denise Richards gave it a go while at a baseball game the other day and led the crowd chanting their song. With disastrous results...

Tamiflu Tulisa

N-Dubz singer Tulisa Contostavlos, 20, has been diagnosed with swine flu and fell ill as she flew to Greece after the UK tour. They are hoping she will make a full recovery to keep going with her ... uh... talent.

House Collapses

Amy Winehouse collapsed in her holiday villa at the weekend which some say might be because of her party lifestyle. However, it has mostly been blamed on dehydration. A source said: "Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part." Like getting pissed? Well, she was back on it the day after getting drunk again in her favourite bar!

GuyGuy

Lady Gaga has been spotted with new fella 'Speedy'. They met during the shoot of her Love Game music video andhave been inseperable since.

Corden Takes The World Cup

James Corden has been asked to record the England 2010 World Cup song which is rumoured to be a cover of New Order's "World in Motion". Plans have been put in place for the comedian to take the part after his successful appearance with the team during Sport Relief.

Cole-den Handcuffs

Great pun from News of The World as Cheryle Cole signs exclusively for ITV for a whopping £2.1 million. Bosses are trying to work out what type of shows she could host. The lucky star has also got a book deal in the works ready to make her another £3 million! However, instead of a kiss of congratulations - the star suffered a bite on her lip after a fan assaulted her at the weekend!

Pink Goes ... Pink

Pop singer Pink has confessed that she's a bisexual. For years she has denied such rumours until a recent interview where she stated: "I'm not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am." Has she got a new single 'coming out' at the same time?

I've Just Become A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!

Susan Boyle is set to star in the next series of Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! The 'star' has apparently been all booked up and ready to go! Show's bosses state that she is 'the biggest celebrity of the year so far'. OK then.

Hoff's Had Enough

David Hasselhoff has been found on his sofa, drunk and unable to breathe. The star is being treated for alcohol poisoning and the ordeal is very similar to his previous 2007 hospital escapade. Maybe someone should be of Hoff-Watch

Lloyd Mayweather

Danielle Lloyd got punched in the face over her Spurs boyfriend Jamie O'Hara. The ex Sade Metcalfe accused her of stealing away O'Hara while at the Funkymojoe bar in Essex and then punched Lloyd in the face before walking out. Better than Hatton did.

Caged Holmes

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' relationship is apparently not going so well as Holmes is being forced to have another baby by her husband. This is the latest incident of many that indicate that Holmes is starting to crack under the pressure and the enormous pressure of being with Tom Cruise. Her unsuccessful career has got even worse as flop after flop is being turned out and some wonder how long she will last.

Gwen's Bent Bush

Gavin Rossdale's former gay past has finally caught up with him after Marilyn, the 80s cross dressing icon, has spoken out about their 5 year relationship. It has been rumoured in the past about Rossdale's former life, but he has bit all of them in the bud and his gorgeous wife Gwen Stefani has proved it. Apparently she has known for a while about his relationship with Marilyn but now that it has become public knowledge, it has started to take it's toll on their marriage. Gavin still denies the rumours that have been flying around since 1995 when Boy George announced it in his book, but Marilyn has finally come clean and stated Rossdale was 'the love of my life'. In the Bush, where there's smoke, there's fire.

Ladies Guy

Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham have been living the bachelor's life as they cruise through the States and the UK with a gaggle of women constantly around them. The lucky pair apparently can't believe their luck has stuck with two 'smoking' barrels.

Amy Wine-Horse

Amy Winehouse has apparently been cosying up to a Rastafarian horse-riding tour guide. They have become close friends since his stables are directly next to her favourite bar in St Lucia. He's become a 'calming influence' - probably better than the other influences she's had.

Dirty Hairy

Another pun nicked from the Sun for revealing that Prince Harry has not washed his hair in two years. His ginger barnet has been victim to many a joke in the army and he finally confessed his dirty secret. It must be something in his hy-genes.

Swine Might Say

Oasis have been holed up in Venezuela as the risk of swine flu heightens. After playing a gig in Caracas, the band have been holed up and kept inside their hotel so they don't catch anything. Maybe this flu will go from pig to man and back to pigs again.

Golden Silvers

This is my friend Gwil's latest video for his band Golden Silvers that seem to have really took off. It's great and the albums coming out soon too and got some great reviews! So check it out.