Harry Not-Her & The Half-Girl Prince

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has been spotted dining out with Lady J, a famous New York drag queen. The two are apparently quite close friends and Daniel is obsessed with 'drag culture'. Is that really a surprise?

Lily Slaggin'

Pop star Lily Allen has once again started mouthing off about other celebrities. The gobby young un' has said 'The Beckham's are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG" and even attacks the nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole calling her a "bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside" and called Ashley "revolting". Stupid? Superficial? Ugly? Kettle? Black?

Shia LeRough

Hollywood actor Shia LeBeouf has apparently declared his mother the sexiest mum alive and would marry her if they weren't related. Quoted in Playboy as saying: "If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with her now, if she weren't my mother." Talking about his past might also be a 'touchy' subject "The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would be naked." Transform! Transform!