Big No-More

Davina McCall has sparked rumours that Big Brother is near it's end. The show which will have its 10th outing soon is to face the axe as McCall believes it's audiences are bored. What else is everyone going to be talking about suring the Summer?

Jacko Says Beat It

Michael Jackson in the papers again as his PR 'angel' has sued him for £29 million as he has broken deals they had on certain payments. Raymone Bain has looked after Jackson throughout the entire child abuse prosecution. 'Angel' then? Really?

Bye Bye Ben

Ben Adams and Chantelle have split up. They've been dating for a month and it's 'just not going anywhere' the Big Brother star stated. Much like her life then.

Richard & Judy Are Not Chatting

Well ... at least on their chat show! The couple have quit to go to pastures new. or where people will actually watch them. The couple are apparently vowing not to work again but do seperate projects. Basically Richard wants to dump the dead weight.

Jesus Can't Preach

Jesus Luz, Madonna's new boyfriend is having a bit of a problem, she can't understand a word he's saying. The pop star is shelling out £800 a week to get a tutor to teach her the lingo! It was definitely a relationship based on personality then.

The Pistol Gang & The Preacher

A weird 'collage' of songs from my band when we played live in March. Not exactly a great showcase but quite funny. I look a bit of a pissed up twat so for that reason alone it's worth watching. No blood this time - for those who know. There's more stuff on Youtube if you fancy it.