Ladies Guy

Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham have been living the bachelor's life as they cruise through the States and the UK with a gaggle of women constantly around them. The lucky pair apparently can't believe their luck has stuck with two 'smoking' barrels.

Amy Wine-Horse

Amy Winehouse has apparently been cosying up to a Rastafarian horse-riding tour guide. They have become close friends since his stables are directly next to her favourite bar in St Lucia. He's become a 'calming influence' - probably better than the other influences she's had.

Dirty Hairy

Another pun nicked from the Sun for revealing that Prince Harry has not washed his hair in two years. His ginger barnet has been victim to many a joke in the army and he finally confessed his dirty secret. It must be something in his hy-genes.

Swine Might Say

Oasis have been holed up in Venezuela as the risk of swine flu heightens. After playing a gig in Caracas, the band have been holed up and kept inside their hotel so they don't catch anything. Maybe this flu will go from pig to man and back to pigs again.

Golden Silvers

This is my friend Gwil's latest video for his band Golden Silvers that seem to have really took off. It's great and the albums coming out soon too and got some great reviews! So check it out.