By George!

Culture Club star Boy George has been taking a liking to jailmate Jack Tweed. Or the other way round. Sources have said Tweed has walked into the showers and seen Boy George towelling himself down naked THREE times now. Each time he's turned tail and ran. Maybe this White Boy is thinking I'm Afraid Of Me?

You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Again

Michael Jackson has been revising any old footage he can get of his past performances so that he can brush up on his moves in time for his 50 date O2 event. Apparently he's completely focused on making it look amazing. Support acts confirmed are Ne-Yo and Solange Knowles (Beyonce's younger sister), maybe they won't be so Bad.

Gaga Gone

Lady Gaga has now been given a month off by her record label as they fear she's burnt out. Stefani Germanotta, her real name, has been working hard and partying even harder and so maybe the break will do her good before she truly goes gaga.

Becks Beckons

David Beckham was in trouble last night as claims that he chatted up a luscious Mariann Fogarassy were exposed. The FHM star claims there was lots of flirting going on and an invitation back to his. David denies all claims but just goes to show how sometimes looking like a woman rather than a teenage boy can work wonders!

Lily Barren

Pop star Lily Allen has decided to take a vow of celibacy to improve her music. Apparently she's going to test herself by not allowing herself to get involved with men. Or is it just the other way round?

Leonnex Lewis

Leona Lewis has got in a fight. With a horse. Whilst riding the quadriped, it buckled and somehow headbutted her in the face splitting her lip wide open and forcing her to the floor. Apparently it was quite a shock and has delayed the recording of the new album, which might be released around X Factor final / Christmas? Just a guess.

Salad Fingers

For anyone that doesn't know, this is a great mini-series of 6 or 7 short episodes about a very strange green man who lives by himself. This kind of fitted into the whole celeb-stalker obsession thing for me - and it's also bloody freaky!