By Gordon!

Poor old Gordan Ramsay. Literally. He's been struck off The Times Rich List, had not one restaraunt in the latest poll of best restaraunts in the world, serves ready meals and just when he's about to run the marathon, comes down with a poor old stomach bug he contracted while being in India filming. Instead, he soldiered on to run the entire thing. Maybe he cheated it like he did his wife.

A Step Too Pharr

Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D fame has felt that those great tattoos he sports and like any gangsta might have, are now uncool. He's now undergoing laser treatment to get them all removed off his arms. Maybe it'll start a trend?

Got Wood?

Ronnie Wood has also announced plans to marry the 20 year old lover Ekaterina Ivanova. He's also trying to hold on to as much of his £60 million fortune from ex-wife Jo as possible. He must be getting a lot of Satisfaction.

Pix In A Fix

Pixie Geldof unfortunately almost got in a fight last night as they were accosted by some drunk and disorderlies who threatened to punch and kick her and her friend Fifi Brown. Huddling in a corner they got away by calling the police as they even started to follow her home. Maybe she knows what it's like to be annoyed by someone eager for fame.

Lust

I found this quite shocking but for those who care, Lost actor Henry Ian Cusack aka Scottish Desmond has been charged with sexual harrassment from an ABC employee. Apparently, while filming the show, he became increasingly forthcoming and ABC did nothing about it! Maybe she should have just told him to get lost.

Any Mead Will Do

Denise Van Outen and Lee Mead got married in the Seychelles as the weekend! Both looking gorgeous they sailed around on a private yacht afterwards, no sign of a multicoloured coat in sight.

Smiffy's Get Married

James Cordon and his co-star Sheridan Smith have announced plans that they are to wed. After their successful run on Gavin & Stacey as brother and sister - the two have decided to spend the rest of their lives together. Maybe he can now start focusing on that then giving us stuff liek Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Li-Lo Gets Her Ron Back On?

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted entering and leaving Samantha Ronson's abode. Apparently they have been spending some time together and could be trying to work things out. Or maybe there has been some booty calling?

Stone's Not A Burke

Alexandra Burke and Joss Stone used to be old buddies, even recording a song together, but apparently as Joss gets more and more unpopular, Burke has tried to get further and further away and now the single that was to be released and be shoved on the scrapheap. I doubt it'll be long till she's there too.

Courtney Love's Lingerie

Rocker Love is set to open a new store speciailising in lingerie on Sunset Boulevard. Even more inetersting, David LaChapelle wants in on the act as well!

Britney Back In Therapy - Flower Therapy

It's true. Britney Spears has undergone a new kind of therapy where gardening is used to "balance physical and emotional disturbances" after apparently trying every self-help guide possible. Maybe just take a time out?

Yoko Chung

Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys has decided to move to London to stay with his girlfriend Alexa Chung rather than stay in Yorkshire with his bandmates. Apparently, this has led to some major arguments between them all! Is it the end? Finally?