Marco Has Made His Mark

Marco Pierre White has revealed that after this year's edition of Hell's Kitchen he will no longer wish to work in TV. After portraying celebrity chefs in the 'right light' he's now had enough and wishes to leave. Gordon Ramsay might come back but then, with no top restaraunt, who cares?

Mamma Mia!

Jackiey Goody has decided that the story of her daughter's life must be told. In song.

Jade: The Musical is starting to be put together and is planning to be finished in four months, I'd like to hear how many KKK songs they've got lined up for her Celeb Big Brother period.

Sexy Slumdog

It's official. Dev Patel and Freida Pinto are an item! The Slumdog Millionaire's are apparently very much in love and have been snapped canoodling while eating lunch. If it's not real then it's an Oscar-worthy performance - unlike Slumdog Millionaire.

Prince Harry Gets Some Flack

Prince Harry has been rumoured to be getting cosy with TV presenter Caroline Flack. Although Flack might still have feelings for ex-Holloways drummer Dave Danger. At least it's not his middle name or Harry might be in trouble.

Strictly Sharon

Sharon Osbourne has been signed up to the next Strictly Come Dancing team after an unsuccessful attempt to break off from her X Factor fame. Bosses are pleased but I never realised Sharon Osbourne knew anything about dancing, I guess we'll find out.

Lily Goes Silly

Lily Allen has wrecked her hotel room while being drunk after her laste date of her US Tour in Toronto. The singer was shown a $2000 cleaning bill in the morning after flinging ice cream everywhere. It's one way to diet.

Nutt The Rubber Lover

As I was climbing into bed last night in unusual circumstances, Nutt was playing this to serenade me. I love this band anyway and it has Simon Neil from Biffy Clyro in - one of the best bands ever - and so I give you Marmaduke Duke "Rubber Lover". It's also a WICKED video.