Goody Gun Drops

Jade Goody's mum Jackiey sparked an airport terror alert as she joked that she had a gun. After getting strip searched, she had almost missed the flight to Tenerife where she was going to relax with her grief after Jade's death. Just another inappropriate outburst to add to the family name.


Cowell Is Ruthless


Stolen from The Sun because I couldn't think of a better pun than that! Ruth Lorenzo from last year's X Factor has ditched Simon Cowell to sign on with Virgin. Steve Tyler has already show interest in working with her among other artists such as Santana. She might be at the rock's edge!

Tuck Into Bux

Danielle Bux plans to opena line of gastropubs with fiancee Gary Lineker. After appearing on Hell's Kitchen, the buxom beauty would like to continue cooking professionally. "We all stuck together and achieved something, it would be great to do that with Gary." Or she could go off on her own and achieve something?

Britain's Lost Talent

Susan Boyle has now decided that unless Cowell lets her cash into her new found fame right away, she might leave to do her own thing in the States. She's apparently not only on the verge of a breakdown but also on the verge of just going it alone seeing as she won't appear on the show again for 5 weeks. Maybe she should stop moaning and start singing.

Rob The Blob

Robbie Williams has let himself go - again. The star was pictured being a lot larger and smoking a fag while on the arm of Ayda Field, his new lover. At least Barlow can officially now not be called 'the fat one'. Take that!

Nort A Thought

Graham Norton - host of last Sunday's BAFTA's - had an unexpected trip when he fell face first down his stairs when he got home. After being rushed to hospital, he had been told he'd broken two ribs. Ouch.


Faith In Church

Charlotte Church and her husband Gavin Henson are trying their best to recover their relationship. Apparently the two are starting to grate on each other and Gavin's laddish ways are starting to affect their home life. What an opera!

Jennifer Aniston Dating A Butler

300 hardman Gerard Butler is now the new squeeze of actress Jennifer Aniston. They met while filming Bounty Hunter and since Aniston's last split, they have been seeing each other quite often! Or maybe they're just Friends ...

IT's A BAFTA

The series of IT Crowd I worked on has now won an Emmy and a BAFTA thanks to the weekend's awards ceremony. Also for those who didn't know who Matt Berry was (the guy whose gig I invited people to last week), he gets interviewed here along with my old bosses.