Wine In Hot Water
Amy Winehouse has been in the papers again recently after being snapped with disgusting marks on her legs. After rumours it was sunburn to cigarette extinguishing, Wino has now said it was boiling hot water spilling on her while cooking pasta. Rock'n'roll.
Geld-Her-Off
Peaches Geldof has stated that she is to revive her music 'career' after forming a new band called Kiss and Makeup with heir of American Apparel Jonny Makeup. Maybe Piss and Wakeup is more like it.
Career Oasis
Brit-poppers Oasis have decided to take a 5 year break once they have completed their stadium tour this summer. Apparently the relationship between the two brothers Liam & Noel are at an all time low and they desperately need the time off. Thank God.
In The Pitts
Brad Pitt has supposedly moved out of his home with Angelina Jolie. Apparently he's utterly 'burnt out' and their relationship is really suffering. It also doesn't help that Brad hates Angelina's brother James Haven and got annoyed when she let him move into their NY apartment. Instead of letting the children see the tension between the two, he has instead moved out. Not so jolly for Jolie.
From Soap to Opera
Katie Price has now decided that she wants to enter the world of Opera singing and plans to record her own version of Nessun Dorma. Hoping to give proceeds to Children in Need, it's doubtful they will really need it more than her.
Rumble In The Jungle Book
A video of Disney film sequences that are exactly the same has been released worldwide. I was telling people about this a while ago but they didn't believe me so why don't you have a look. It's quite incredible but saved Disney a fair bob!
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