Prison Uniform in Tweed


In case you didn't already know, Jack Tweed has been put away for 12 weeks of what should have been an 18 week sentence after assaulting a cabbie. Of course, his 'delicate' position meant that it would be too tough for him. Now watch this drive ...


Moore Talent


Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle (the inbred man creature that could sing) has got Demi Moore's attention and apparently brought her close to tears! Boyle got attention after wowing the audience in last week's show but has now foud international accolade after Demi Moore posted it on her heavily subscribed blog. Now after posting this I'm sure she will get to even further heights! Right...?

Too Foxxy

Rapper/actor/whatever Jamie Foxx has stunned American audiences by telling Miley Cyrus to 'make a sex tape and grow up'. The star reacted because of Cyrus' wish to 'ruin' Radiohead after they snubbed her at the Emmy's. I'm guessing she mistook them for Coldplay.

Kooky Katy

Kooks frontman Luke Pritchard has been rumoured to be getting with Kate Perry! The 'rocker' was once linked to Mischa Barton so there must be something to him! Ooh La indeed!

Katie's Price For Running The Marathon

Jordan aka Katie Price. Oh sorry. Katie Price aka Jordan has said that training for the marathon has saved her marriage to Peter Andre after feeling it has brought them together emotionally, and physically. "When we were really stuggling, the run would keep us together." Oh dear.

Heather & The Rumour Mills

Heather Mills has said she is going to go through the internet, find blogs that have dirtied her name and get all damaging stories about her taken out of the web. Surely she's making more work for herself then! Brain's clearly didn't go to her during the divorce settlement.


I issue an apology right now.


Wacko Jacko Strikes Again

Michael Jackson's obsession with children came out today as most of his valuables from Neverland Ranch were on sale today including a huge amount of artwork featuring children, some even naked. And he was found innocent.

Devo Will Watch You Work It


Devo's new track has been in my head as of recent and will be used in the new Dell commercial and therefore probably spur a resurgence in their music again. You heard it here first, and if you want to hear more of their stuff - tap me on the shoulder.


This stuff ain't bad for a bunch of guys pushing 60 and over.